Oh wow, it’s been a while since I wrote something here. I should probably start with a good line that will go down in history as “The Return!”
Call me Aldoshmael. No, no, that’s too moby-dickish.
It was the best of times, it was the not-so bad of times? …actually, my life if pretty good right now.
Okay how about:
Hello, and welcome to Moviephone!
Already taken? Really? When? …What? People used to call a phone number and a computer told you what times movies were playing in theaters? Okay I give up.
I guess I don’t really need an epic opening line, I just have to start typing.
A lot has changed since I last curved my fingers over the keyboard to type something for this blog, and I mean a lot!