Wait, what is this? My fingers actually work and are typing words and stuff?!
I haven’t written anything for this blog since August, now that’s a long time. You might be wondering if it was because I had broken fingers or went to live in a place where there’s no internet or computer for me to write a post. Or maybe it was because I was so busy that I just didn’t have time to write something.
And you would be right. I woke up one day in a desolate island with no computer, phone, or internet, and where I was too busy building a shelter, hunting, and learning how to make fire. Learning how to make fire took so much effort that my fingers bled and broke off, thus not allowing me to write a post.
No? But they won’t know that I’m lying… okay, fine.
Kate said I shouldn’t lie. Here’s what really happened… nothing, I was just lazy. There, I said it. I would much rather binge on Netflix than write a post. There’s just so much good stuff to watch on Netflix. Did you see “Making a Murderer” yet? It’s good. It’s about Steven Avery, who spent 18 years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit and then when DNA testing exonerated him he sued his county’s Sheriff’s department. That’s when all hell broke loose. Anyways, you should watch it.